Friday, the day before Halloween,
Colin had success with the Magnesium Citrate.
However, the next day, the pain to did not subside.
2 hours after a meal, he was in tears again.
I was at work.
It was Saturday, Halloween night, when I called an expert.
A man who’s name is the final word when it come to all matters “full of crap.”
Eric: I need the strongest laxative you’ve got.
Pharmacist: [smirking] Ok.
Eric: [pauses] Its for my brother.
Pharmacist: [still smirking] Sure it is…
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Eric: All we have to do is “pop the cork”, and the champagne will flow.
Colin: It’s not gonna be champagne.
Why Colin Was in Tears
When Colin told me that he hadn’t been able to go for the past few days, my first thought was:
“Now, I can say he’s clinically full of shit.”
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