Loss of Appetite.
Colin lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks.
Manage Your Side Effects
3
Jan 10
Avastin Side Effect #1
Colin: Eric! How does this make you feel?
Eric: [waking up and thinking] Why is Colin holding a Maxi Pad?
And why is it symetrical?
16
Nov 09
Constipation Elimination (3rd Attempt)
Friday, the day before Halloween,
Colin had success with the Magnesium Citrate.
However, the next day, the pain to did not subside.
2 hours after a meal, he was in tears again.
I was at work.
It was Saturday, Halloween night, when I called an expert.
A man who’s name is the final word when it come to all matters “full of crap.”
14
Nov 09
Constipation Elimination (2nd Attempt)
Eric: I need the strongest laxative you’ve got.
Pharmacist: [smirking] Ok.
Eric: [pauses] Its for my brother.
Pharmacist: [still smirking] Sure it is…
The most Effective $1.99 Ever Spent
14
Nov 09
Constipation Elimination (1st Attempt)
Eric: All we have to do is “pop the cork”, and the champagne will flow.
Colin: It’s not gonna be champagne.
Why Colin Was in Tears
1
Nov 09
The Constipation Proclamation
When Colin told me that he hadn’t been able to go for the past few days, my first thought was:
“Now, I can say he’s clinically full of shit.”
This Wasn’t Funny Long
30
Oct 09
Morning Nausea Solution
The division of labor:
Colin presents the problem.
Eric finds the solution.
As Promised
28
Oct 09
The Morning Routine
Colin was finishing his breakfast and then,
all the sudden, I felt him pushing me from the kitchen sink.
It was a close call…
17
Oct 09
Colin is Nauseous
I thought we were in the clear with this.
But now, it is so bad that he’s forgetting to eat…
What Are We Going to do About It?
15
Oct 09
Temodar Side Effect #2
Temodar Side Effects for 1000, Alex.
The Answer: Because he’ll take you and him out!
The Question: What is the reason Colin is called the “Suicide Bomber.”
8
Oct 09
Temodar Side Effect #1
Chemo drugs don’t know whats cancer and whats not.
Read About Colin’s Chemo Side Effects
Awareness Bracelet: "Save Colin – Terminate the Tumor!"
Awareness T-shirt: Stay Positive. Do the Work. – Terminate the Tumor
