Colin's Simple Cancer Solutions


12
Jan 10

Everolimus Side Effect #1


Loss of Appetite.
Colin lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks.


11
Jan 10

Avastin Side Effect #1 Continued


Sad? Abandoned? Happy?
This was my 9am wake up call!


3
Jan 10

Avastin Side Effect #1


Colin: Eric! How does this make you feel?
Eric: [waking up and thinking] Why is Colin holding a Maxi Pad?
And why is it symetrical?


31
Dec 09

Terminate the Tumor Benefit Show

Poster
The Sunday after we returned from Hawaii,
Colin announced the results of his MRI.


28
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 5 – The Farewell Banquet

We Say Goodbye to Our New Friends


24
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 5 – The Official Unofficial Tour

Tour Guide\

As we said good-bye to our house,
our Hawaiian friends pulled into the driveway.
They had yet another surprise for Colin


22
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 4 – Barracuda Fishing

barracuda
You are just not a man…
…until you catch something with teeth!


22
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 3 – The Set of Lost

Lost Group
What we know is worth $5,000,000…
…EACH!


9
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 2 – The Feast

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Obviously, this video is taken the morning after the feast.
But it was applicable.
Meet some of the folks that made this happen


4
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 2 – Shark Diving

Boom!

What read about on the plane:
Shark Diving.
We didn’t read about:
Wind resistance and
“Choppy Seas”
I’m on a boat and I swim with SHARKS Motherf***er!


3
Dec 09

Why Colin Has Cancer: Theory #1

Soy Sauce
Soy Sauce overdose.
October 23, 2008.
Yes. This really happened.


2
Dec 09

Hawaii: Day 1

The House
Thank you for your generosity, Kelly.
The house was amazing.
And she’s doesn’t even know us.


30
Nov 09

The “Make A Wish” Beard

make a wish
I thought this would be a good morale booster.
Then, he stabbed me in the back.
Cancer hasn’t taken Colin’s sense of humor…


26
Nov 09

There’s…something on the wing.

William Shatner

We had to hurry,
Hawaii peak season was fast approaching.
It was mid October, and we needed to make this happen
around the following variables:


24
Nov 09

Are you a Sympathetic Vomiter?

Vomit
or is some you know a sympathetic vomiter?
Let’s run an experiment…


24
Nov 09

The Announcement

The Announcement
We’re gonna cut to the chase,
and I’ll explain as we go along more details.
That’s the only picture I could find…


19
Nov 09

The New Dharma Initiative

The New Dharma Initiative

Colin: Have you been to sleep yet? [at 7:00am]

Eric: No.

Colin: What the f***s wrong with you?

Hawaii was 6 hours behind us


18
Nov 09

The Surprise Surprise

Lost Intro

It started with a simple morale booster.

I asked Colin what his “Cancer” wishes would be.


16
Nov 09

Constipation Elimination (3rd Attempt)

Friday, the day before Halloween,
Colin had success with the Magnesium Citrate.

However, the next day, the pain to did not subside.
2 hours after a meal, he was in tears again.

I was at work.
It was Saturday, Halloween night, when I called an expert.
A man who’s name is the final word when it come to all matters “full of crap.”


14
Nov 09

Constipation Elimination (2nd Attempt) Continued…

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