“I feel violated.”
After doctor’s appointment in April
it was determined that Colin’s had internal hemorrhoids.
They figure this out by the infamous “lubed finger test.”
Colin says the strangest part of this test is that
they don’t announce entry.
They just…surprise you.
And yes, we picked on him for days.
I believe Christine tweeted something about it.
I wasn’t on the phone with her, so I can’t quote her,
but Colin’s response on the other end was,
“No. It doesn’t mean I’m gay now.”
Note: We’re not that ignorant,
it’s all in good fun….at Colin’s expense.
How these are treated are with medicated suppositories.
How they work is Colin suddenly leaves the room
not telling anyone where he is going or what he is doing.
A few minutes later he…shuffles back into the living room,
obviously clenching his ass cheeks.
“I feel violated.”
He over comes the awkwardness.
Locks eye contact and spills the details.
“I’m just gonna tell you.
I’m trying to insert it.
Pressing it in and suddenly it just sucked up inside.
Like my asshole just swallowed it.
Like out of a sci-fi movie.
Wierd.”
And guess what, they were wrong.
It wasn’t hemorrhoids…
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I just wanted to say that I saw Colin’s name on the back of a vehicle in my home town of the “great” Danville, VA. I immediately remembered him from school and just had to read about him. I will pray that all is going in his favor.. I do believe with every bit of me that it will turn out ok. I have an uncle who had a brain tumor for YEARS. It was inoperable as well. He went for his routine check after ten years of having the tumor and it was gone.. Just disappeared. It has been gone for two years now. Faith.. Once again, I will keep you guys in my thoughts.